Laaaaadies and gennnnntlemen,
the main event and featured match tonight!
A no-holds barred Thunderdome style cage match!

In this corner,
standing 5 feet 2 inches tall in heels,
wearing nothing but purple,
it's PRINNNNNCE!

And in this corner,
it's the material girl herself,
wearing euro-trash and traffic cones,
MAAAAAADONAAAAA!

And in the odd corner,
the self proclaimed "King of Pedophile",
wearing a jacket from the Captain Crunch collection,
Michaelllllllll Jaaaacksooooon!

Referee for the match is The Melting Girl.
CAN YOU SMELL WHAT THE MELTING GIRL IS COOKING?

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FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE FIGHTS
AN ALL ‘80s NO-HOLDS BARRED SMACKDOWN
Friday, December 2nd, 2005

9-10PM - WHAM vs. JOAN JETT
DJ Skip (New Wave City) starts off Fight Night with a
two-on-one battle as George Michael and Andrew Ridgeley
tag-team up against Joan “Bad Reputation” Jett.
Wake me up after you knock me out out.

10-11PM - PRINCE vs. MADONNA vs. MICHAEL JACKSON
DJ The Melting Girl (Death Guild, 1984) referees a Thunderdome style cage match between The Purple One,
The Material Girl and The King of Pedophile.
When the smoke clears, who will be left standing?

11-12AM - CHICKS vs. DICKS
DJ John (New Wave City) instigates the age old "Battle of the Sexes" with Blondie vs. Billy Idol, Siouxsie vs. Robert Smith, Cyndi Lauper vs. Marc Almond, Sinead O’Conner vs. Howard Jones and more in a New Wave version of "Jerry Springer".
Please, no throwing of chairs!

12-1AM - OLD vs. NEW
DJ Low-Life (New Wave City) spins a battle of two songs in-a-row by the same band - one old song followed by one new song from the likes of Depeche Mode, New Order, Duran Duran, Morrissey, The Cure and more.
That was then, this is now!

1-2AM - GERMANY vs. ENGLAND
DJ Tomas Diablo (Strangelove) climbs into his Messerschmitt as Deutschland drops bombs on Britian once again in the form of Kraftwerk vs. Erasure, Nena vs. Numan, Falco vs. Echo until someone surrenders.

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